T-Rex: Utahraptor was so wrong about performative utterances yesterday!
God: HOW WRONG WAS HE
T-Rex: So! He was so wrong.

T-Rex: And I only realized it after he left!

T-Rex: A leader declares war on television, then that's war, regardless of whether he's signed the paperwork yet. He's changed the world just by talking! With sentencing it's the same: the judge tells you your sentence and that's it, and the paperwork is just that - paperwork! RECORDKEEPING. And the same for marriages! The license is just to let THE GOVERNMENT know what's already happened. I was right! I was totally right!!

Utahraptor: T-Rex, remember yesterday? You were totally right! Fully and completely.
T-Rex: Aw no! Seriously?

T-Rex: You're seriously going to rob me of my Comeuppance Satisfaction by admitting you were wrong before I get to point it out to you? You're going to be That Guy?
Utahraptor: Which guy?
T-Rex: The guy who does what you're doing! Argh! You ARE being That Guy!

Off panel: Look, sorry for admitting I was wrong, I guess?
T-Rex: That's another performative!! You're tacitly endorsing their existence! I'M SECONDS AWAY FROM MY HEAD FADING INTO A CARTOON STEAM WHISTLE AND GOING "TOOT TOOT."
T-Rex: I'M ANGRY BUT I THINK IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME