Narrator: HELPFUL TIPS FOR ESSAY WRITING
T-Rex: Students! Are you having trouble writing essays? Maybe they're a little short?
T-Rex: Maybe just a little?

T-Rex: Well then, here are some friggin' tips!!

T-Rex: Okay, so everyone knows about making margins wide and using a big font, but teachers know that one too. They see it and they think "Come on, you can do better," and then they uncap their red pens and write "You could use some friggin' tips!" all over your cover page.
Dromiceiomimus: Has that ever happened to you?
T-Rex: Nope! But that's because *I* happen to use a little friggin' thing called "tips"!

Utahraptor: So let's hear these tips then!
T-Rex: Prepare yourself to be friggin' tipped, my friend!

Off panel: CUT!

Off panel: I'm sorry, but we don't think you're right for the role. We're really looking for an actor who doesn't add "friggin'" to each of his lines.
T-Rex: Well then!
T-Rex: It looks like YOU'VE got the wrong friggin' guy!!