T-Rex: I am a guy who likes to keep his hopes and dreams SECRET. This is because, if I fail to achieve them, then only I know that I screwed up!
T-Rex: Works for me!
T-Rex: It's like, say I tell everyone I want to be an astronaut, right? And then now it's 20 years later and I'm not an astronaut and it's some stupid "what have you done with your life" reunion and everyone's like "HEY T-REX, HOW'S THE ASTRONAUT LIFESTYLE? IS IT - IS IT PRETTY ACHIEVABLE?"
T-Rex: I'd much rather they say, "What did T-Rex say he wanted to be? I can't recall! I bet it's what he is now, though."
Utahraptor: But everyone wanted to be an astronaut!
T-Rex: Perhaps!
T-Rex: But not everyone wanted to, say, be in a committed relationship and own a house before they were 25.
Utahraptor: Hah! YOU wanted that?
T-Rex: SEE? SEE? This is why I keep my hopes and dreams to myself.
Narrator: SECRETLY:
T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 it would be great if one day i rode in a hot air balloon and threw down candy at people so they liked me more
T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 aw, who am i kidding?
T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 folks will just make fun
