T-Rex: What if - what if I started my OWN cargo cult?
God: NO THAT IS NOT ALLOWED
T-Rex: Aw man! You say that for ALL the awesome stuff.

Narrator: EARLIER:
T-Rex: What if I put chocolate sauce in my iced tea?
God: DON'T DO IT
T-Rex: I'm gonna!!

Narrator: EARLIER:
T-Rex: What if I started my OWN waterslide, but put a fine layer of gasoline on top, and then lit it, so that when you slide you could slide through FIRE (EXTREME!!), but then if it got too hot, you'd just have to go underwater to "cool down"?
God: NO
T-Rex: I'd give you a FREE pass!
God: GONNA HAVE TO STICK WITH NOPERS HERE

Narrator: EARLIER:
T-Rex: What if I made... carbonated CARBON?
Utahraptor: That's a terrible idea!

Utahraptor: It doesn't even make sense. If you carbonate a solid the best you're gonna get is a solid with carbon dioxide bubbles in it. And if you've done that you've probably come up with Swiss cheese, so upon closer inspection I think this is a great idea as I would actually like some Swiss cheese, please.

God: CAN I GET SOME TOO

October 30th, 2007: Hey, if you check out Homestar Runner (or more specifically, this year's Hallowe'en cartoon, you may notice a sweet cameo in there!

Awesome. I managed to embed my own Homestar reference in Dinosaur Comics back here, so what this means is our websites are married now.

One year ago today: eleventh night; the merchant-in-training of venice; anthony and patros and cleopatra

– Ryan