Image description: The comic has hand-drawn pictures where T-Rex is athletic, has unusually dark green skin and wears sunglasses. The text is mostly red, unless stated otherwise. The first six panels mostly follow the standard template, with a large seventh panel below.
T-Rex: WELL, SUMMER IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER-
God: T-REX, STOP. JUST STOP. NOTHING YOU SAY CAN EVER JUSTIFY THAT FAKE TAN.
T-Rex: HEY MAN! THIS TAN IS 100% TOTALLY REAL! I'VE BEEN WORKING OUT... AT THE BEACH.
T-Rex: 〚large〛 WORKING OUT TO 〚yellow〛 IMPRESS THE LADIES.
Off panel: T-REX, YOU LOOK LIKE GODZILLA NOW.
T-Rex: UM, THANK-YOU? GODZILLA IS PRETTY COOL. THE LADIES MUST LIKE GODZILLA, ALTHOUGH I DIDN'T INTEND FOR-
Dromiceiomimus: TURN AROUND, SHOW ME YOUR BUTT. I BET IT LOOKS VERY MUCH LIKE I IMAGINE GODZILLA'S BUTT WOULD LOOK.
T-Rex: 〚large〛 !
Utahraptor: HEY T-REX, GODZILLA CALLED! HE WANTS HIS BUTT BACK.
T-Rex: ...N-NO HE DIDN'T. CALLING FROM JAPAN WOULD COST A FREAKIN' FORTUNE.
Utahraptor: GOOD POINT, T-REX. SHOULDN'T YOU BE IN JAPAN? BECAUSE, YOU KNOW. GODZILLA WENT TO JAPAN.
T-Rex: OK, MAYBE I WILL GO TO JAPAN. SCREW YOU GUYS.
Narrator: JAPAN
Multiple voices from below: 〚large blue〛 AAAH! NOT AGAIN!
T-Rex: NO WORRIES. I AM NOT GODZILLA. IT'S ME, T-REX!
Multiple voices from below: 〚blue〛 HEY T-REX, SWEET TAN!
T-Rex: THANKS, JAPAN CHICKS! LETS HAVE A BEACH PARTY!
