Image description: The comic is in greyscale with more realistic art and is not based on the standard template

〚A man sits at a table with his breakfast; a piece of bacon hangs limply from the fork in his hand. He hears a voice in the distance〛
Off panel: LET'S TALK ABOUT ANT MAN!
Off panel: I GOT ISSUES WITH THIS GUY

Sound effect: BOOM..
〚The man looks on, perplexed〛
Off panel: FACTUAL ISSUES.

〚A closeup of an idle drinking glass on the table; the distant monologue grows steadily louder〛
Off panel: I FIGURE THERE ARE THREE WAYS HE CAN SHRINK.

Sound effect: BOOM..
〚The glass rattles, the booming grows consistently louder〛
Off panel: HE COULD JUST SHRINK ALL HIS ATOMS, WHICH IS RIDICULOUS. ATOMS CAN'T DO THAT.

〚The man looks worriedly through the curtains, out of a nearby window〛
Off panel: HE COULD DECREASE THE SPACE BETWEEN HIS ATOMS, NOT REALLY POSSIBLE EITHER. IT JUST ISN'T.
Sound effect: BOOM..
Off panel: THE MOST LIKELY WAY HE DOES IT IS BY REDUCING THE AMOUNT OF ATOMS IN HIS BODY.
Off panel: BUT CHECK IT! BECAUSE OF THE EXPONENTIALLY SMALLER AMOUNT OF NEURONS IN HIS BRAIN, HE'S REALLY STUPID. MAYBE TOO STUPID TO LIVE. MAYBE NOT, CAUSE HE'S A SCIENTIST.
Sound effect: BOOM..

〚The man looks upwards out of the window, horrified〛
Off panel: ANOTHER PROBLEM IS HOW HE BOSSES ANTS AROUND!
Sound effect: BOOM