T-Rex: It occurs to me that I've never written a love poem! I'm a romantic guy - how hard could it be? I can probably conjure up unfathomable depths of soul-felt romantic emotion like THAT. For instance, here is "I just got kissed... on the lips!"
T-Rex: 〚small〛 Woo!
T-Rex: Okay, okay, check this out, Dromiceiomimus: "You are so beautiful to me, and I want to tell you just how much I love you / I was born to love you / Let's never stop falling in love / Love hurts / But / I would do anything for love".
Dromiceiomimus: Those are all plagiarized song lyrics! Except for "but", but there's probably a song called "But".
T-Rex: Okay! Okay, try two!
Utahraptor: Less plagiarism this time!
T-Rex: "Tainted Love / Ohh / Tainted Love / Also, Baby Love"
Utahraptor: That's terrible! If I was your girlfriend I would break up with you just for that poem. Also, it's still plagiarized.
T-Rex: Utahraptor, I am the worst at love poems.
T-Rex: Okay, I'm trying really hard this time.
T-Rex: "Baby! / I love you / And if you don't believe that / then What The Hell"
T-Rex: Man! Even I'D dump me right now!
