T-Rex: It's time to spice things up, dudes and ladies! Today I am only going to make BAD DECISIONS.

Narrator: BAD DECISIONS COMICS

Dromiceiomimus: Aw no, T-Rex! Why can't you be like a regular person and only make bad decisions by mistake? I don't get this romance you have for regret.
T-Rex: It's exciting, Dromiceiomimus! And I guess I do like the IDEA of bad decisions more than I like the, you know, ACTUAL CONSEQUENCES of bad decisions, but this might cure me of that at least!

Utahraptor: So let's hear these bad decisions then!
T-Rex: I haven't made any yet!

T-Rex: The only idea I have right now is to invent kitchen appliances that somehow crave the flesh of the living. That'd be a bad decision, right?
Utahraptor: Kinda?
T-Rex: EXCELLENT.

Narrator: SOON:
T-Rex: Don't try to eat me, toaster!
Off panel: 〚tiny〛 i won't t-rex
T-Rex: I can see you licking your lips while looking at my sumptuous belly, toaster!
Off panel: 〚tiny〛 awww darn