Image description: All characters in all panels have blurry diagonal smudges and white blots
Narrator: Compressed Film Comics: The Wedding Singer
T-Rex: We’re gonna party like it’s 1985!
T-Rex: Hello. It’s nice to meet you, my name is Julia Gulia.
T-Rex: Now, that is some GRADE A top-choice meat
Dromiceiomimus: You can’t talk to Billy Idol that way!
House: Please get out of my Van Halen T-Shirt before you jinx the band and they break up!
T-Rex: Do you really want to hurt Me? Do you really want to make me Cry?
T-Rex: Do you really want to hurt Me? Do you really want to make me Cry?
Utahraptor: Boy, George, you look a little gay
T-Rex: You could have brought that to my attention YESTERDAY!
Narrator: Moral: Think about what your name would be if you married someone ON THE FIRST DATE!
