Image description: All comic text is in italics, and characters' lines are in hand-drawn speech balloons
Narrator: ONE DAY IN THE ARCTIC CIRCLE........
T-Rex: HELLO, FRIEND!!!
T-Rex: WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE AN ADVENTURE!!!
Dromiceiomimus: POKEY WHERE SHALL WE GO ON OUR FUN ADVENTURE!!!!!!
T-Rex: I HEAR ONCE YONDER A TALE IS TOLD! THE CATTLE ARE ROUGH AND THE WOMEN ARE BOLD!
Utahraptor: PLEASE ... SAY ... THAT ... AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
T-Rex: I..ERR.. YOU SEE.
T-Rex: THE STORY IS....
T-Rex: THERE IS A HUMOROUS
T-Rex: DO NOT FEAR FRIEND IT W…
T-Rex: MERELY A FAILED POLITIC…
T-Rex: PLEASE HAVE A CANDY FRIEND
Off panel: THIS PROFF… RESOLUTION…