T-Rex: Here are some professions whose female members I could never marry because I'd be such an uncontrollably bad husband to them!

T-Rex: First: dentists!

T-Rex: I respect what they do but I'm sorry lady oral hygiene professionals, I can't brush and floss three times a day plus after every snack, drink, or intense fantasy about food. I have tried and failed! Also I couldn't marry a professional housecleaner because she would soon suspect that I'm obsessed with trying to undermine all that she's striving for with my every discarded sock and unwashed dish!

Utahraptor: I like how you imagine everyone is so attached to their job!
T-Rex: Oh yeah?

Utahraptor: Yeah! It's like you can't imagine a universe where someone could be a dentist but not actually really be all that into teeth, or a cleaner who doesn't despise disorder. Jobs are all done because of joy and intense personal conviction!
T-Rex: That's because I choose the universe I want to live in.

T-Rex: I ALSO believe all conflicts are solvable through communication, peace is attainable, and that love is a gift that cannot be commodified!
Off panel: What happens if these turn out not to be true?
T-Rex: Then I mourn the death of childhood and my final loss of innocence!
T-Rex: Duh!