God: T-REX LET'S TALK ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT ALL VIDEOGAMES ARE ACTUALLY JUST MURDER SIMULATORS
T-Rex: It's Controversy Monday!

T-Rex: Controversy Monday is the day when you needlessly volunteer made up opinions on abortion!

God: YEAH I KNOW BUT DUDE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT VIDEOGAMES HERE AND I SAW ON TV THAT EVERY TEEN KILLER PLAYS DOOM EVEN THOUGH IT'S LIKE 15 YEARS OLD
T-Rex: Can we accept that there will always be some unstable people who will go off with any stimulus, and that others can't be held responsible?
God: UM
God: NOT ON CONTROVERSY MONDAY

Utahraptor: Are we to discount these people, though?
T-Rex: Yes! They're CRAZY.

Utahraptor: Okay, but the fact is that if a given stimulus (game, book, movie whatever) WASN'T there, then they wouldn't have gone all crazy at the same time, place, or even at all!
T-Rex: TRUE, but that's ridiculous. That's like saying that if your parents had conceived differently you wouldn't have been born...

T-Rex: ...thereby making THEM responsible for the fact that you came over last night and ate all my damn pastries!
Off panel: I was just preparing for Controversy Monday!
T-Rex: YOU WERE JUST PREPARING FOR YOUR BELLY SWELLING WITH MY SO DELICIOUS PASTRIES