T-Rex: Hello world! I have the following announcements to make!
T-Rex: The first announcement is that I am awesome!
T-Rex: The second announcement is that everyone within the sound of my voice is awesome!
Dromiceiomimus: Thanks, T-Rex!
T-Rex: The THIRD announcement is that I need to borrow fifty dollars.
Utahraptor: Fifty dollars?!
T-Rex: YES, good sir! Who will lend me the money? Someone AWESOME, perhaps?
Utahraptor: No, I won't lend you fifty dollars. You already owe me like eighty!
T-Rex: But wouldn't you RATHER I owe you one hundred and thirty dollars?
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: God, give me fifty dollars!
God: DUDE THAT'S LIKE THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF HOW RELIGION WORKS
