Narrator: SUDDENLY: REMORSE!
T-Rex: Aw, I feel kinda bad about taking advantage of Captain Suggestible. What do you do with someone who is that damn suggestible?
T-Rex: Dude has his own problems!
T-Rex: It reminds me of this friend I had in high school who could never ever detect sarcasm, no matter what. It's such a small thing, but it would come up all the time when I'd be like, "oh, no, please, no more ketchup!" and then I wouldn't get any more ketchup when actually I wanted some more ketchup.
Dromiceiomimus: That came up all the time?
T-Rex: We were CRAZY DUDES in high school!!
Utahraptor: So you see Captain Suggestible as a tragic figure?
T-Rex: Maybe! Mostly I see elements of myself.
T-Rex: He's just got this big interpersonal thing where he's not quite sure what's appropriate, and because of that he transgresses unwritten societal boundaries all the time. I think we've all done that a little, and it's embarrassing!
Utahraptor: Ah, you refer to last Saturday night when you went nude swimming "by accident".
Narrator: LAST SATURDAY NIGHT:
T-Rex: EVERYONE! OBSERVE MY BEACH NUDITY!
T-Rex: THIS IS NO ACCIDENT
