T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 People probably find sleeping in the fetal position comfortable because it reminds them of the womb.
T-Rex: Wait, I'm a brilliant psychologist! ALL COMFORT COMES FROM THE WOMB!
T-Rex: People find hugs comforting because it reminds them of the tight squeeze of the womb! My kisses are popular because they remind people of amniotic fluid in the womb.
Dromiceiomimus: I think you might be doing something wrong if your kisses remind people of amniotic fluid, T-Rex!
T-Rex: Perhaps! But that is a topic for ANOTHER TIME.
Utahraptor: What about people who came from eggs? Like, for example, EVERY DINOSAUR EVER.
T-Rex: Right, right!
T-Rex: Well, I think my points are still valid. I don't know about you, but I do sleep in the "egg fetus" position.
Utahraptor: And your kisses are yolky?
T-Rex: Besides being amniotic fluidy, YES, my kisses are memorably yolky.
Narrator: AFTER THIS, WILL ANYONE EVER KISS T-REX AGAIN? LET'S FIND OUT:
T-Rex: Yes they will!
Narrator: HAH! AWESOME!