T-Rex: Here's something that I, T-Rex the talking dinosaur, have trouble believing in: true love!
Narrator: T-REX AND FRIENDS DISCUSS: TRÜ LÜV
T-Rex: The problem I have is that so many people claim to have found it, but the odds that you'd ever meet that one person AND that they'd be available, willing, and of the right gender and sexual orientation are really pretty small. CONCLUSION: a lot of people must be faking it!
Dromiceiomimus: But "true love" doesn't mean that there's only one person you can have it with!
T-Rex: Debatable! People often talk about finding "the one".
Utahraptor: I think that you're being too strict about this, T-Rex!
T-Rex: How's that?
Utahraptor: You're reading it as if there's one "true" person that "true love" can refer to, meaning that you've got ONE CHANCE for total happiness in the world, and loving anyone else is just settling for second place or worse! I've always seen it as referring to, say, how a wheel can be true, when it spins perfectly and doesn't wobble.
Narrator: TALKING ABOUT LOVE: NOT THE SAME AS ACTUALLY BEING IN LOVE
T-Rex: Hey, since when do you come up with such nice analogies for true love?
Off panel: It has always been my special power!
T-Rex: Man! LUCKY.