Narrator: Today: Origin of the dinosaur comics, part V
T-Rex: I can't believe it, I'm the source of my own problems? But I so enjoy blaming society for my shortcomings!
T-Rex: Perhaps a good stomping will ease my troubled mind.
Dromiceiomimus: I take it from your glum demeanor that your ill-advised foray into time-travel destroyed yet another reality?
T-Rex: Pretty much, yeah.
T-Rex: I guess you're here to gloat, Utahjerktor.
Utahraptor: Actually I'm here to congratulate you.
T-Rex: WHAA??
Utahraptor: Since you proved time travel was possible, it doesn't matter that humans and dinos never coexisted.
T-Rex: Seriously? I guess my trip through time wasn't all bad then. I probably shouldn't have slept with my grandmother, though.
Utahraptor: What???? You only went back three days!
T-Rex: 〚large〛 Shut up!