Narrator: SOCIALISM COMICS!
T-Rex: Oh-kay! Socialism is when people share the means of production and stuff. Everyone works together for the common good!
T-Rex: ... for some reason!
T-Rex: Haha! See what I did there, Dromiceiomimus? I implied that socialism is flawed because people don't really have a motivation to share with each other.
Dromiceiomimus: It's a tragic flaw of our characters that we don't share as often, or as equally, as we should.
T-Rex: Yeah, that - that was my joke.
Utahraptor: Making fun of our fundamental flaws, are we? Classy!
T-Rex: Hey!
T-Rex: Holy, why is everyone so touchy about the tragic and fundamental flaws of their nature today? I'm sorry we all don't share enough, but I'm not going to IGNORE it and hope it goes away. I deal with the issues!
Utahraptor: Not hardly! You can't deal with the "issue" of socialism by just summing it up in a few sentences!
T-Rex: True! But I can sum it up in a play involving everyone wanting some of my delicious ice cream cone!
Off panel: What?
T-Rex: And then we all decide to pitch in and take over the ice cream cone factory?
