T-Rex: Okay, I may have been a little hard on plants. I concede that, yes, there ARE some plants that actually do some cool things.
Narrator: AN APOLOGY TO PLANTS
T-Rex: FOR EXAMPLE: there's some dogwood plants that have tiny flowers which bloom, explosively, in something like half a millisecond! In doing so, they accelerate their pollen at rocket speeds and blast it out at over four meters per second. That's some fast pollen! And I am not a dude who's gonna say that naturally weaponized flowers aren't cool.
T-Rex: And, I SUPPOSE, plants that cure diseases are pretty alright too.
Utahraptor: A retraction!
T-Rex: Well - I realized that I do want plants on my side, even if most of them just sit there. And I do think it's kinda neat how some can turn dirt into strawberries. I've got nothing against strawberries!
Utahraptor: You love strawberries.
T-Rex: I do love strawberries.
God: HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE STRAWBERRIES T-REX
T-Rex: I don't know. A lot? They're alright.
T-Rex: To - to fully understand my love of strawberries is to fully understand the unblinking eye of madness?
