T-Rex: I went through a document of 100 million English words and counted each of them. You'll never guess what the most-often-used verb form in the English language is!
T-Rex: It's "is"!
T-Rex: The second-most-often used is "was", then "be" and "are" and "have" and "had".
Dromiceiomimus: These are all pretty boring words, T-Rex. Most are just forms of the same verb!
T-Rex: This is not my fault! People just talk about being and having a lot. What we need to do is spice up our conversations with more interesting verbs!
Utahraptor: Hey, let's start doing this right now!
T-Rex: YES. Motion passes!
Utahraptor: Okay! So, um... let's- fletcherize?
T-Rex: Dude, that's not a conversation! That's just using a Victorian-era verb (which means to chew one's food thoroughly) without any context!
Utahraptor: Well - I was asking if you wanted to chew your food thoroughly, that's all!
T-Rex: Oh, okay! I guess I do, a little.
T-Rex: D-Do you want to do it at your place or mine?
