T-Rex: I've decided to write a story about my own team of superheroes. That's right! They're called...
T-Rex: The Incr-- The Fant- The Sweet Dudes!
T-Rex: So far I've got four people on the team. The first is Justin Time, who has time-based powers! The second is Justin Case, who can control probability. The third is Chix Diggit, who is an attractive dude if I do say so myself, and the last member is Tim Foresnax, who can eat a lot if he wants to! They fight crime and prejudice and have romantic (mis)adventures.
Utahraptor: This seems a little derivative, T-Rex!
T-Rex: Nope! It is 100% my creation!
Utahraptor: Come on! "Justin Case"? "Justin Time"? Those are old names that weren't that funny to begin with.
T-Rex: Well, Justin Time goes by his middle name, Tehnikov, because having two Justins on the team would be confusing. Get it?
T-Rex: Their names sound like common phrases that people might say sometimes! "Just in the nick of time"? Hee hee!
T-Rex: It's pretty implausible that someone named "Justin Time" would end up having temporal powers though.
