T-Rex: I just realized that if the universe lasts forever - infinitely forever - then anything that CAN happen WILL happen! It has to, because of infinite time!
T-Rex: Infinite time! Kick ASS!
Dromiceiomimus: But T-Rex, isn't the current scientific thinking that the universe will expand forever, but in doing so become a lifeless frozen expanse just above absolute zero due to increases in entropy?
T-Rex: But Dromiceiomimus - infinite time! That means that the possibilities are ENDLESS! There must be a timeframe where we're all pirates or whatever.
Utahraptor: That's not necessarily the case, you know!
T-Rex: Dude! INFINITE time. Things get CRAZY.
Utahraptor: I understand the concept, T-Rex! But while it's true that things with small probabilities would be guaranteed to occur, things with zero probability still wouldn't take place, even with infinite time! And I don't see how you're going to get around the entropy problem.
T-Rex: Yes, but -
Narrator: TWENTY TRILLION YEARS LATER:
T-Rex: - our understanding of entropy could be wrong!
Off panel: Yes, but it's not rational to assume that's the case.
T-Rex: That's true!
