T-Rex: So how do people do it? How do people choose a direction in their life, I mean!
T-Rex: It seems pretty hard!
Dromiceiomimus: Well, T-Rex, I think most people choose a direction they want to go in, a job they'd like to do, and then work towards it.
T-Rex: Yeah, but what if you finally get that job, and it's not all you hoped? What if it sort of sucks?
Utahraptor: What are you talking about? You don't have a job in the first place!
T-Rex: Yeah, but man!
T-Rex: Being unemployed was sort of the dream, but now I realize that it just leaves me with a lot of free time, and I feel useless and unaccomplished at the end of a day!
Utahraptor: So get a job! Problem solved!
T-Rex: But being unemployed isn't sucky all the time, just some of the time! I don't know! I'm pooched, man! I'm pooched!
T-Rex: Being pooched is akin to being screwed!
T-Rex: Now you know!