T-Rex: I totally went out to fancy dinner with friends last night! It was a lot of fun and the food was extremely delicious.
T-Rex: I also left a big tip, so as not to appear NIGGARDLY!
T-Rex: Eh? Would you say you find something COMMENT-WORTHY in my speech, Dromiceiomimus?
Dromiceiomimus: Nope! I know that the word "niggardly" means miserly, and that it has a completely different etymology from any words that it might happen to sound like!
T-Rex: Aw man! Maybe - maybe pretend you don't?
Utahraptor: You were just looking for controversy, T-Rex!
T-Rex: It's true, it's true!
T-Rex: But my plan was to educate! When people called me on "niggardly", I was going to explain how it most likely derives from the Scandinavian "nig" (miserly), and in fact predates any similar racially-charged words by hundreds of years!
Utahraptor: Looks like you blew your chances with us, my friend!
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Hey there! How's everyone doing? Say, that river sure is getting high, huh? Maybe someone should put a DYKE up around it!
T-Rex: Eh? Eh?
T-Rex: Homophobia?
