T-Rex: Today is a good day I think to talk about pretension!
T-Rex: Pretension! Ah, pretension!
T-Rex: Where would we be without pretension? We'd be short a few critical essays on Leonard Cohen, that's for sure.
Dromiceiomimus: Hey, what do you have against singer/poetsmith Leonard Cohen?
T-Rex: Nothing! Of course!
Utahraptor: Pretension's pretty subjective, huh?
T-Rex: Alas, it's true!
Utahraptor: One person's pretension can easily be another's well-argued piece of literature.
T-Rex: I'd like to set up some authority for pretension, but that itself would be pretentious.
Utahraptor: That's probably why nobody's done it before.
Narrator: T-REX DOES IT ANYWAY:
T-Rex: Heck, I've got the time!
T-Rex: I'm UNEMPLOYABLE.
