Narrator: EXPIRY DATE COMICS!
T-Rex: Expiry dates on food and juice products?
T-Rex: WHATever!
Dromiceiomimus: What do you mean, whatever? They tell you when food has gone bad. If you ignore them, you're eating expired food, and that's gross.
T-Rex: Counterpoint! I drank some recently-expired juice yesterday, and it was exceedingly delicious. The only reason people have such faith in expiry dates is because of the Star Trek TV shows!
Utahraptor: That one's going to need some explaining!
T-Rex: Star Trek! Star Trek: The Next Generation?
Utahraptor: T- That's not an explanation, T-Rex.
T-Rex: Whenever there's trouble, their computer is always all "15 seconds until fatal radiation exposure", as though if you get 14, you're fine, and if you get 16, you're dead for sure! Expiry dates, like those on ST:TNG, are false and needlessly strict.
God: MAN T-REX YOU'RE ABOUT THREE SECONDS AWAY FROM FATAL RADIATION EXPOSURE YOURSELF
T-Rex: It's different when YOU do it! Sheesh!
T-Rex: Also what?
