Narrator: THINGS TO DO WHILE WAITING IN AN AIRPORT
T-Rex: Here is a list of things to do while waiting in an airport!
T-Rex: Fall asleep, wonder how your life brought you here, stare at clock, stare at own fingers, MAYBE stare at fingers of others.
T-Rex: Tha-
T-Rex: That's pretty much it!
Utahraptor: There's probably more things that you can do in an airport, T-Rex!
T-Rex: I can't think of any right now!
Narrator: REALITY INTRUDES:
Utahraptor: Man, we're dinosaurs! What the heck are we doing in airports?
T-Rex: Or talking, for that matter?
Narrator: BACK TO NORMAL:
T-Rex: In other news, being cognizant is so totally sweet!