T-Rex: Today is a good day I think for talking about ex-girlfriends!
T-Rex: Woooooooo!
Dromiceiomimus: Maybe this isn't the best idea ever, T-Rex!
T-Rex: But maybe it is! What could possibly go wrong?
Dromiceiomimus: You offend your ex-girlfriends by betraying their trust, and look like a pretty big jerk in the process?
T-Rex: No, no! Come on, it'll be great.
Utahraptor: I think I agree, T-Rex! This is the worst kind of kissing and telling.
T-Rex: The worst?
Utahraptor: Yeah, it's kissing and telling years later, which, for serious, will not lead to good things.
T-Rex: But what if I have only good things to say about them, hmm? What about THAT?
Narrator: AND SO:
T-Rex: I still love all my ex-girlfriends, and remain good friends with them to this day.
T-Rex: T-REX WINS!
