T-Rex: Man, I'm amazing! I'm a machine that turns FOOD into IDEAS!
Narrator: T-REX IN: "MAN, I'M AMAZING"
T-Rex: I'm a machine that turns chicken wings into things being stomped on. I turn a whole friggin' bag of chips into new ideas about gender relations! What other creation (besides other dinosaurs, OF COURSE) can turn physical things into abstract ideas? I'm totally great!
Utahraptor: T-Rex, you're forgetting about Babbage engines!
T-Rex: Shoot, I am!
T-Rex: Though they never advanced beyond the prototype stage, his engines were some of the first machines that transformed physical labour (turning a crank) into mental labour (summing two numbers). It was a revolutionary idea!
Utahraptor: Exactly!
T-Rex: And yet - bags of chips! Gender relations!
T-Rex: I could probably turn all-you-can-eat ribs into a freakin' aria!
