T-Rex: Let us talk today about a very important topic:
T-Rex: Anger management!
T-Rex: One must always manage their anger, lest it become under- or even un-managed and therefore out of control! But we should also remember that emotions aren't good or bad things - it's what we do with them that matters. For instance, anger can help us break things that would otherwise remain unbroken! Like with...
T-Rex: ...piñatas?
Utahraptor: So what's your anger management technique?
T-Rex: I'm glad you asked!
T-Rex: Whenever you feel angry and think maybe you shouldn't be upset, just repeat to yourself, "Don't be so angry okay? Sheesh!"
Utahraptor: That's the most facile anger management technique I've ever heard!
T-Rex: One might expect me to become hilariously angry at such a comment, but I'm managing my anger.
T-Rex: Still! Ouch!
