T-Rex: It took us DECADES to develop the technology to have giant plastic skeletons in our front yard for Hallowe'en.
T-Rex: But, now that we have it...
T-Rex: ...what are we going to do with it?
Dromiceiomimus: I mean - decorate our yards with giant plastic Hallowe'en skeletons, presumably.
T-Rex: No, see, the first use of any new technology is to emulate the old ones - taking plastic skeletons and making them bigger. That's where we STARTED.
Utahraptor: But where will we END?
T-Rex: Exactly!!
T-Rex: 100 years from now, what will this technology of LARGER-THAN-LIFE WEATHERPROOF SCULPTURE be used for, beyond spooky skeletons?
Utahraptor: Perhaps... giant plastic signs? For when trucks keep hitting a low bridge, for example.
T-Rex: I love it!!
Narrator: BUT THEN, FIELD TRIALS DEMONSTRATE THAT GIANT SKELETONS HOLDING A "LOW BRIDGE" SIGN ARE EVEN MORE EFFECTIVE:
T-Rex: Huh!
T-Rex: Got it in one, I guess