T-Rex: How many times am I advertised to in a single day? LET'S FIND OUT.
Narrator: TWO MINUTES LATER:
T-Rex: OH NO.
T-Rex: Oh no!!
T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus, LOGOS count as advertisements, and I'm SURROUNDED by them! I stepped outside and saw SIX of 'em!
Dromiceiomimus: What, immediately?
T-Rex: On cars! And on bikes and on clothes and on EVERY SINGLE GOOD SOLD THROUGH RETAIL??
Utahraptor: Damn, that's a lot of ads.
T-Rex: It is, objectively, a lot of ads!
T-Rex: Then I went back inside and suddenly noticed the logos on my TV, my FRIDGE - they're everywhere! We're SURROUNDED by the names and images of companies, and now that I've noticed it, I CAN'T UNSEE IT! I'm AWARE of the marketing around me and it's only made my life more irritating!! WHAT HAVE I DONE TO MYSELF?
Narrator: LATER, T-REX NOTICES HIS COMPUTER HAS A STICKER ON IT SIMPLY TO DISPLAY THE LOGO OF THE COMPANY THAT MADE ITS PROCESSOR - A THING WHICH WOULD OTHERWISE BE INVISIBLE:
T-Rex: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
