T-Rex: Sometimes if you can't think of anything new to say, you've accidentally invented a literary technique.

Narrator: LITERARY TECHNIQUE COMICS
Narrator: today's technique:
Narrator: EPISTROPHE

T-Rex: An epistrophe is when you keep ending your phrases the same way, over and over! Like if I said, "I'm here to party. Who wants to party? I would like to party!" you might not realize it, but I was actually doing a literature there!
T-Rex: I was doing a whole literature there and you didn't even notice!!

Utahraptor: Literature truly is all around us, and also easy!
T-Rex: Epistrophe proves it!

T-Rex: And if you always START your phrases the same way, that's anaphora: a whole OTHER literary technique! And even though some say that it's bad writing, it's literature too! And that's good!
Utahraptor: And I'm happy to hear it!
T-Rex: And I am too!!

Narrator: MEANWHILE, IN TUDOR ENGLAND:
T-Rex: Shakespeare, did you know literature is EASY?
Off panel: yeah man! why do you think I write the stuff??
T-Rex: Hah hah hah!
T-Rex: William Shakespeare, you're all right!