T-Rex: Hello everyone! I've got some AMAZING news!
T-Rex: It's time to bring back old-timey contractions!
T-Rex: Tis been a MINUTE since I've heard "mustn't" and this mustn't go on any further! Tisn't right!
Dromiceiomimus: "TISN'T." I love it!
T-Rex: All who hear it do!! We all sound instantly 500% classier! And dare I say - MORE IMPORTANT??
Utahraptor: Some mayn't have heard contractions like these for quite some time!
T-Rex: RIGHT??
T-Rex: But tweren't like they're all not STILL super valid and acceptable!
Utahraptor: Are all limits TRULY self-imposed??
T-Rex: My friend. RADICAL LINGUISTIC FREEDOM IS WITHIN OUR REACH.
Narrator: LATER, T-REX GOES BACK TOO FAR:
T-Rex: I n'olde do that!
Narrator: THIS CONTRACTS "NE WOLDE" ("WOULD NOT") IN OLD ENGLISH
Narrator: T-REX
Narrator: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
