T-Rex: The night started cold - Too cold, and it got colder: A night for murder.
T-Rex: Alright everyone! There's no need for any more haiku: the art form has peaked!
T-Rex: This is because I've just composed the Perfect Haiku. It has intrigue, a cold night, and perhaps, a hint of gunplay?
T-Rex: Truly, the best haiku ever. To Japan!
Utahraptor: You might want to hold off on that trip for a bit!
T-Rex: Huh?
Utahraptor: Like most things taken from another culture, haiku have been transformed in their assimilation. You should know that a simple 5-7-5 syllable structure does not a proper haiku make!
T-Rex: Oh I disagree! As you are clearly wr-ong, And I am quite right!
Narrator: AND IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS, "A NIGHT FOR MURDER" TAKES JAPAN BY STORM!
T-Rex: But what to do...
T-Rex: ... for a SEQUEL??
