T-Rex: I'm going to write a great novel! It will be about one man's struggle to make a life for himself in the modern world, and it will be wonderful. He will achieve all he desires, and be at the peak of his career!
T-Rex: And then, in the last sentence, a filing cabinet says "You're fired, and I can talk!"
T-Rex: Hah hah! Best ending ever!
Dromiceiomimus: Why?
T-Rex: Didn't you hear the ending? A talking filing cabinet? "You're fired, and I can talk!"?
T-Rex: Hee hee!
Utahraptor: It seems like a really crappy ending to me!
T-Rex: No!
T-Rex: It RECONTEXTUALIZES the book. People will be like, "I thought this book was transcendental until that last sentence when the talking filing cabinet showed up!"
Utahraptor: Is it a metaphor?
T-Rex: Nope! It's just a talking filing cabinet that undermines the whole book.
T-Rex: I will call the book, "An Unexpected Ending".
