Narrator: COMPRESSED FILM COMICS today's film:
T-Rex: I'm Bill S. Preston!

Narrator: BILL AND TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE
T-Rex: Esquire!

Narrator: GREECE, 405 BC
T-Rex: Thanks to Rufus' excellent time-travelling telephone booth, we can travel to any time period! Thus, Ted and I are gathering some ancient history dudes so that we don't fail on our MOST BOGUS history report!
T-Rex: Whoah - historical BABES!

Narrator: FRANCE, 1802
Utahraptor: We are in danger of flunking most heinously tomorrow, Bill!

Narrator: THE OLD WEST
Utahraptor: Party on, Bill!
T-Rex: Party on, Ted!
T-Rex and Utahraptor: WYLD STALLYNS!

T-Rex: Be excellent to each other!