T-Rex: Okay, take away Batman's suit and you're left with a guy in regular clothes who fights crime. Still interesting. I GUESS...

T-Rex: ...but markedly LESS interesting than someone who fights crime DRESSED AS A BAT.

T-Rex: The conclusion is clear: fashion is a gateway to being interesting to other people! Therefore, if I want to be as alluring and charismatic as Batman, it's time for ME to make some bold fashion choices too.

Utahraptor: A black cape and cowl?
T-Rex: No, that's been done!

T-Rex: They have to be FRESH fashion choices. If I can dress as high fashion as Batman, while still keeping it as practical as Batman - heck, even I'D want to hang out with me, and I'm already me! I've hung out with me my whole life!! To the fashion academy, chum!
Utahraptor: I'm good

Narrator: LATER, AT FASHION ACADEMY:
Off panel: All right, and how many people enrolled because they wanted to be more like Batman?
T-Rex: Sir, yes sir!
Off panel: Very common choice, my friend, and also: a very correct one.
T-Rex: I KNEW IT