T-Rex: Was everyone smellier in the past? Let's ask a historian!!
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: The historian said "yeah for sure, mad nasty!!"
Dromiceiomimus: Huh. I guess it makes sense that as time goes on, adults would begin to sound like that, what with language being a constantly-changing and living document.
T-Rex: Yeah, language IS mad nasty. Anyway, she said that since hygiene standards have improved, history people would be far below our standards, so - guess that's history for you! Everyone stank!!
Utahraptor: Not everyone stank!
T-Rex: Pretty sure it's everyone!
T-Rex: They didn't know what a germ was and SHAVED THEIR HEADS and wore white wigs all the time, because at least then those could be BOILED to get rid of lice. Does that hygiene level scream "that fresh from the dryer scent" to you?
Utahraptor: Surely then if everyone smells, nobody does!
Narrator: BUT THEN:
Off panel: UPDATE: if everyone smells then some people will still smell way worse, acting as if they swore on their parents' graves to outsmell everyone they encounter.
T-Rex: Again, this was the gist of what I was saying!!
