Narrator: COMPRESSED ORIGIN STORY COMICS
Narrator: Today's origin story: SPIDER-MAN
T-Rex: I'm Midtown High's only professional wallflower!
T-Rex: Oh boy, a science demonstration! What's this, a spider?
Narrator: ONE SPIDER BITE LATER...
Dromiceiomimus: Outta my way, kid! I'm a thief fleeing from a crime I just committed!
T-Rex: Ha ha, that's OK! While I HAVE recently gained the proportional speed and strength of a spider, not to mention my keen "spider sense", from now on I just look out for "Number One" - that means... ME!
Utahraptor: What's with you, mister?! All you hadda do was hold him just for a minute!
T-Rex: Save your breath, buddy!
T-Rex: I've got things to do!
Utahraptor: Okay, but with great power comes great responsibility!
T-Rex: Oh, I'm sure I'll learn that in time! For instance, if that thief went on to kill my Uncle Ben, then that moral would certai-
T-Rex: 〚small〛 - would certainly present itself...
