T-Rex: You know what's funny?

T-Rex: Death!

T-Rex: Hah hah! Cause you're just walking along, and then it's "Whoops! I'm DEAD!"
T-Rex: Eh, Dromiceiomimus?
T-Rex: "Whoops!"

Utahraptor: That's not funny, T-Rex! It's tragic!
T-Rex: What, death?

Utahraptor: Yes, death! Would you find it so funny if you died?
T-Rex: Well, my friend: that depends. Did I die in a funny way? For instance, did I smoke a cigarette, and then my eyes exploded?

T-Rex: Hah hah! The dangers of smoking!
T-Rex: Seriously though, you should quit.