T-Rex: Are you struggling to create a great work of art? Have you not noticed that all great works of art have the same things in common? NO? Well great because I'm about to tell you

T-Rex: THE THINGS THAT ALL GREAT WORKS OF ART HAVE IN COMMON!!

T-Rex: First: I apologize for shouting.
Dromiceiomimus: Thank you. Now before we start, you're going to draw conclusions across all art in world history, and not just the well-known styles of classical European sculpture and painting, right?
T-Rex: Uh

Utahraptor: And surely China's oldest uninterrupted artistic tradition deserves special focus?
T-Rex: ...Yes?

T-Rex: Listen, I was just gonna joke how they all have weiners in 'em, but now FOR SOME REASON I feel that'll make me look like a big idiot?? So if you'll excuse me, I'm off to pursue an education that's both broad AND deep enough for me to synthesize breathtaking new ideas about the nature of art!!

Narrator: MEANWHILE, IN THE UNIVERSE WHERE T-REX HAS ALREADY ACCOMPLISHED THAT:
T-Rex: *sigh*
T-Rex: *longer sigh*
T-Rex: *longest, soul-shattering sigh*
T-Rex: Anyway, yeah, it's the weiners thing