T-Rex: Attention, wizards!
T-Rex: I have a question about magic!!
Dromiceiomimus: I'm not a wizard 〚tiny〛 because there are no wizards and even if there were we couldn't admit it without the threat of penalties detailed in section 452.5a 〚end tiny〛 but I'm happy to answer your questions!
T-Rex: So: MAGIC WORDS. You say some and magic things happen. But these words are always in languages we already speak, like English or bad weird fakey Latin!
Dromiceiomimus: ...So?
T-Rex: So what the heck!
T-Rex: It seems PRETTY UNLIKELY that all magic would just HAPPEN to be unlocked with sounds we can pronounce!
Utahraptor: Ah!
Utahraptor: You're forgetting that of COURSE the only magic words you hear are in languages it's possible for us to speak! That's all we CAN say. But perhaps the most powerful and darkest magicks are only available to those who can speak in three-part harmony, or hum and whistle at the same time!
Narrator: T-REX TRIES TO HUM AND WHISTLE AT THE SAME TIME AND DISCOVERS A) HE CAN DO IT AND B) IT SOUNDS LIKE A ROBOT MALFUNCTIONING
T-Rex: BRRRVVVRRRRTT
T-Rex: holy crap
T-Rex: no gods can judge me
