T-Rex: I love to mute my friends on social media! Ask me if I'll apologize.
God: WILL YOU APOLOGIZE T-REX
T-Rex: I WILL NOT!!
Dromiceiomimus: But why be friends with them at all if you're going to ignore everything they say?
T-Rex: That's the beauty of it! We're STILL friends, and I still see if they say something DIRECTLY to me. But all the mindless chatter and poorly-thought-out AND ARGUABLY INCORRECT opinions: they gone! It's a PARADISE!
Utahraptor: But why not unfollow them then?
T-Rex: Because that's a diss!
T-Rex: But if I mute them, the friendship can continue without anyone being annoyed at the other! I can't be the only one with friends who are great in real life but who suck at Online.
Utahraptor: Yeah... I have one.
T-Rex: MUTE 'EM ALL, THAT'S WHAT I SAY!!
Narrator: LATER, T-REX GETS MUTED BY UTAHRAPTOR... AND NEVER NOTICES!!
T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 Are we CERTAIN forks aren't actually tridents... from TINY POSEIDON??
Narrator: THIS PANEL DOESN'T ACTUALLY DEMONSTRATE THAT, BUT YEAH, THAT'S HOW THIS STORY ENDED
