T-Rex: "Sometimes we all make typos. Even me, Albert Einstein, and I'm smart for days."
T-Rex: - Albert Einstein

T-Rex: But what if... we didn't HAVE to make typos anymore??

T-Rex: THIS DREAM IS ACHIEVABLE. All we need to do is introduce NEW WORDS that have the spelling of commonly typoed words! So for example, "teh" could mean "a determiner, like 'the', but used only by extremely rad individuals." It's our language! WE INVENTED IT. We can make it better! We can make typos a thing of the past!!
T-Rex: Also, "typso" and "tyops" too.

Utahraptor: I guess this might be a... DELICIATE matter?
T-Rex: It sounds like you added an "i" to "delicate" there, and -

T-Rex: WAIT A MINUTE. Are you saying...?
Utahraptor: Yes! "Deliciate" is ALREADY A WORD. It's old-school, but it means "to take immense pleasure". So as long as you only construct sentences in which "fragile" can be replaced with "pleasure", you are TYPO PROOF. For, uh, this one typo.

Narrator: AND SO:
T-Rex: When I saw that vase made of meat, the only word that came to mind was "deliciate"!! SUCK IT, HATERS
T-Rex: ALSO, HATERS: IT PAYS TO INCREASE YOUR WORD POWER