T-Rex: One day Trudie Killshotz died. TRUDIE KILLSHOTZ, you guys!

T-Rex: Her parents gave her a super great supervillain name but she was actually just a regular gal!

T-Rex: Trudie wasn't perfect, obviously, and so people kept looking for clues she might turn evil. And she did this thing where she made jokes when she was nervous, but she didn't have the best sense of humour so they'd sometimes sounded like insults. And people would insult her back, and she'd get into these big fights and people would think, "this is amazing, the origin of Killshotz is happening right now, I'm here on the ground floor to see this".

Utahraptor: So it was complicated.
T-Rex: It was complicated.

T-Rex: Trudie thought of herself as a good person but then so do we all, and when she died there were lots of complicated feelings, ranging from "she was a good woman who volunteered a lot at the pet shelter" to "aw man, this one time, I really thought I was gonna see Killshotz's origin".
T-Rex: THE END.

T-Rex: Later it turned out Trudie had faked dying to become KILLSHOTZ, but at this point she was 103, and the actions of a regular 103-year-old and a diabolical one were basically indistinguishable.
T-Rex: It seemed like there was a lesson here, but nobody was sure what it was.