T-Rex: One day Sherlock Holmes was arrested for a crime he didn't commit! And since HE was the prime suspect, the police wouldn't listen to ol' Sherls when he was deducing how someone else did it!! The circumstances were most dire.

T-Rex: WAS THIS THE END OF SHERLOCK HOLMES??

Dromiceiomimus: Luckily it wasn't, as Sherlock's best friend Watson is also really good at solving crimes. He's exceptionally good at it, just not QUITE as good as Sherlock.
T-Rex: Oh. Well, uh, Watson was arrested too, so the police wouldn't listen to HIM either. WAS THIS THE END OF SHERLOCK HOLMES??
Dromiceiomimus: Lucky for them both, Sherlock's brother Mycroft has knowledge AND deduction skills exceeding even Sherlock!

T-Rex: WHAT.
Utahraptor: Yeah man. He's short and stout - NOT UNLIKE the famous teapot of song and story?

Utahraptor: And, he's actually BETTER than Sherlock at deduction, but he just doesn't like to do fieldwork! But he'd do it for his brother, yo!
T-Rex: SERIOUSLY?
T-Rex: Huh. I should really read the stories I like before I do fan fiction of them, huh??

Narrator: LATER, T-REX READS SHERLOCK HOLMES STORIES:
T-Rex: "All other men are specialists, but Mycroft's specialism is omniscience"? He's a LIVING COMPUTER??
T-Rex: MYCROFT RULES; I RENOUNCE ALL OTHER SHERLOCKS