T-Rex: An Open Letter To The Tiny Aliens Who Are Controlling Robot Suits, Operating Controls Inside The Head, And Passing As Regular Dinosaurs!

T-Rex: (The Eyes Act As Viewscreens, Obviously!)

T-Rex: Dear Tiny Aliens, I'm sorry, I just keep thinking "if you have robot suits, why not go all the way and build ACTUAL ROBOTS to explore our planet for you? Why assume the risks AND expense of both injury AND life-support by putting your tiny adorable selves inside robot heads?" Surely there's more rational ways of doing this!! Hit me back, T-Rex.

Utahraptor: Now, I can't presume to speak for tiny aliens operating controls inside robot heads (the eyes are viewscreens) -
T-Rex: Sure!

Utahraptor: - but if I WERE to speak for them, I'd probably say "HOW ARROGANT TO ASSUME YOU'D UNDERSTAND NOT ONLY OUR LITERALLY ALIEN MOTIVATIONS, BUT ALSO OUR ENTIRE SOCIO-ECONOMIC SYSTEM!!"
T-Rex: Oh no!
Utahraptor: "YOUR PLANET IS NOW FORFEIT!!"
T-Rex: OH NO

Narrator: LATER, NOTHING CHANGES:
T-Rex: Dear Tiny Aliens, Seriously though, I can't figure out how it's in any way sustainable. Best, T-Rex.