T-Rex: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard. We're travelling at almost the speed at which Earth herself rotates, at a cruising altitude of "if you stepped outside you could enjoy 'Yesterday' by The Beatles MORE THAN ONCE before hitting the ground."
Narrator: LET'S TALK ABOUT PLANES
Narrator: without using numbers
T-Rex: The specialized tube we'll be travelling in, much heavier than air, relies on principles discovered almost within living memory and refined through incalculable investments in scientific research. We will be travelling at speeds faster than any of you have ever experienced before, unless of course you've been our guest on previous God-defying journeys into the once forbidden highest reaches of our planet, or "flights".
Utahraptor: Our altitude is such that you'd suffocate if we hadn't brought our own artificial atmosphere with us.
T-Rex: But we did!
T-Rex: We remind you that Earth's entire history has culminated in giving you, right now, in this moment, almost casual access to these incredible technologies.
Utahraptor: Thanks for joining us in demonstrating the awesome power of research, invention, and shared knowledge.
T-Rex: P.S.: We never touched you, but before boarding this aircraft we looked inside your body in one of several different ways.
T-Rex: Welcome aboard.
