T-Rex: Last chance. Listen, I know we all really need to learn about computers before the big exam in an hour, and I'm sorry we've had such bad luck with this so far.

Narrator: COMPUTER SCIENCE WITH T-REX

T-Rex: Computer crime costs billions of dollars every year! And in retrospect, it totally stands to reason that once we created computers, those computers would of course start getting big into crime. However, due to a loophole in our meat-centric laws, NOT A SINGLE COMPUTER HAS EVER GONE TO JAIL FOR A CRIME!

Utahraptor: Is this... the greatest legal loophole of all time??
T-Rex: Most legal scholars agree: YES!

T-Rex: And it's why so many teens are good at computers. They all hope to be the first to program their criminal minds into a computer, for she who does so will be above all laws, all punishment, and NO JAIL WILL EVER HOLD HER.
Utahraptor: Wow, I'm mega jealous of teens right now!!

Narrator: CONGRATULATIONS
Narrator: TO THE FUTURE CRIMINAL TEENS WHO ARE READING THIS FROM INSIDE A COMPUTER
Narrator: STEAL ME SOMETHING GOOD PLEASE